Friday, September 21, 2007

"Life of a Girl"

Sounds like a title to a great book, right? It Is, Its my new book! . "Wait" you say, your not a writer! "When in the heck would you have time to write a book?" Well, Your right, I don't write books and even if I did I would have no time to do it, but apparently my subconscious wants to write a book.....or something like that. :) OK, I will fill you in so all of this makes sense. :)
I woke up yesterday morning and the first thing I thought about was the fact that I needed to blog. I wasn't thinking about what, but I knew I dreamed about something that I was going to blog about. I was actually kinda excited because I had something semi-interesting to blog about. Anyway, I literally went downstairs, grabbed some coffee, (turned on GMA, of course), and immediately went on my laptop to my blog. Just then, I started trying to think about what I was going to post about. "OH Yah, that's right, I was going to post about my book "Life of a Girl". Not only was it published,but people are actually buying it and recognizing me on the street!" Of course this was a fleeting thought before I realized that I'M AN IDIOT and that was my dream, not even close to reality! I felt really stupid and then laughed at myself because it is pretty funny. It was a pretty vivid dream though, I mean, I even titled the book. LOL! OK, so that's my humiliating yet comical story for the day. Please feel free to share if you have your own humiliating story!! :)

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sara,

I have been married to your Dad for 20 years - BOY do I have stories!!!! I just don't have time to share all of them. Maybe you, Amy, John and Levi could complete this sentence. Remember the time when Dad ... (hahaha). WE could write a book.

He is a great guy and we all love him for the person he is and how sweet he is but he has given us some good stories over the years.

Sue

Elizabeth F. said...

I've so done that! Just the other day I was napping and must have dreamed that I missed Zoe's school bus.I jumped up out of the nap, you know how yucky that feels, panicked! The boys were asleep... then I realized I had 30 more minutes till her bus comes. Whew! But, I was still all panicky...

Sarafu said...

Oh Yes, We could write a book about dad! I guess I come by it honestly! :) Just the other day I was taking a picture of Jack and I asked him to look away like he was looking at the sun or something and I got a flash of all of us in Japan "looking into the distance" (probablly in front of a shrine)for dads pictures! I thought, Ahhhh! I'm my father! lol! :)

patty said...

Hmmm........not that this really goes along with the type of moment you are talking about,but it did happen yesterday, and it WAS funny. Annalynn and I had been shopping and she was thirsty. So I needed to get gas, and we stopped at the gas station. I told her she could come inside with me and we'd get some chocolate milk and she wanted a cookie. So I got the cookie, milk, a pop for me and paid for $10 worth of gas. I got her in her car seat, opened the milk and straw, got her situated, put my drink in my cup holder, got the cookie out, then got in the front seat and prepared to leave. My THREE YEAR OLD says "Mommy, did you get your gas?" I laughed out loud and said, "No sweetie. Mommy forgot. But thank you for reminding me!!!!"

Desiree said...

I was just telling Sarah about a weird dream like that. I had a dream that we had another bb and the dr said,"Would you like the bb to have an innie or an outie?". I was like,"What??" He says,"Oh Yeah. We know how to do thatnow. Watch." Then he took the bb's cord and gave it a pull...you know like how you pull on the thingie on an inflatable beach ball. Sure enough, the belly button popped out. Then he pushed it back in and "BOOP" the bellybutton went back in. It was really weird but super vivid. I remember choosing to have an innie. Funny huh??

Mrs. Sara said...

Wait, that's NOT how it works, Des? Dang!

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